Kenneth.

Spicy Ham.

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The lead guest for when I go see Conan on 4/19?

Fucking.PERFECT.

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Jack McBrayer was a farmer in almost every Late Night with Conan O’Brien sketch he was on.
People do like the way she says “ham”.

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One of the most understated characters on TV right now.
Origins.
liz lemon: the patron saint of night cheese.
Liz Lemon’s line from IKEA finally shipped.
TRUTH.
Perfect threesome.
2 black swans.
Jack McBrayer kinda has a YoLandi Visser vibe goin’ on.
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Proving Scientifically that 30 Rock is funnier than Shit My Dad Says

I still don’t understand how a quality show like 30 Rock can get only 5.3 million viewers. Schools need to start a “sense of humour” curriculum guide for teachers, because this is unacceptable!

Laugh tracks make me want to stab someone.
So does the fact that 30 Rock got that few viewers.

AMERICA! LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. 
The state of our nation’s choices in comedy astounds me.
I watched the first episode of Shit My Dad Says and omfg it was easily the most painful half hour of television I have ever witnessed. Just awful. I mean, anything with a laugh track immediately has me skeptical but when they prove me right? Ugh. Makes me want to run into a sword or something. 

I know CBS is a business and they’re making money with this shit, but FUCK IT. THEY ARE RUINING TELEVISION.

 And there you have it, guys.
I would love a side-by-side of The Big Bang Theory/Community, too. That one might be a little more interesting — everyone knows that Shit My Dad Says is, well, shit, but TBBT has so many rabid fans…

I would love a side-by-side comparison to anything with Outsourced. Smfh.