A real deep bro.

• 2011-04-01

  I let someone punch me in the stomach yesterday, and I felt like Eric Roberts from that episode of Entourage before he gives the gang mushrooms, and asks Ari if he wants to take a shot at the stone *lifts shirt, does Situation butterface*

• 2011-02-25

  

  Jersey Shore x The Uncanny X-Men

• 2011-02-21

  

  Chan-sook wants smush smush.

• 2011-02-01

  

  Parasite.

• 2010-12-09

  

  What.

• 2010-10-26

  

  Keep reaching for the stars, Snooki.

• 2010-10-21

  JERSEY SHORE FINALE LIST

  • Get crazy
  • Get wild
  • Find out who wants to party
  • Get loud
  • Find out if people wanna have fun
  • Do something
  • Gym
  • Tan
  • Laundry

• 2010-10-14

  

  Snooki and Cartman and Butters.

• →

  

  Snooki.

• →

  

  You’ve got cabbage in your muff.

• →

  

  Snooki want smush smush.

• 2010-10-07

  

  I knew I knew Angelina from somewhere!

• 2010-09-17

  The best moment of Jersey Shore S2 so far

• 2010-09-02

  

  Snooki.