I see a warning before a movie on TV…
This movie contains VIOLENCE, SEXUALITY, & COARSE LANGUAGE.
Viewer discretion advised. The movie, you ask? 27 Dresses. #AfterHavingSexWithThatDressBurnThatPieceOfShit
A real deep bro.
PUNJABI HIPSTER BONDAGE GOTH NATE DOGG HYBRID CREEPER DAY FOR NIGHT RIP
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2010-09-06
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2010-09-04
Trip report
The crown royale soaked burgers provide genius entertainment for party busted by parents and uncles. I am in the ninth grade and I’ve been waiting to go back in time for so long that I never thought it would be like this.
ONE MORE TIME, ANOTHER DIPPER’S CELEBRATE!
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As I get older I’m more aware…
about how women get treated in society, and I try to be a little more respectful to women, especially musicians. I mean, I was listening to a countdown show in England and they asked listeners to text the station with their picks for number one. One guy texts, “I reckon Katy Perry should be #1 cuz she’s got a great set of tits.” And the dj said “well, i cant argue with the truth” which was like a free pass to act misogynistic. I wondered what that would be like if the roles were reversed. “I think Justin Bieber should be #1 cuz HIS BALLS JUST DROPPED AND HE’S PROBABLY GOT FRESH SPUNK!” or alternatively for the older set, “Neil Young should be #1 cuz I’m pretty sure he’s got a luscious patch of grey pubes. Shout out to me mates Gloria and Ally!”
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Another reason why I think England is doomed…
Their lax policies when it comes to racial slang. You know Chinese restaurants are commonly called there? THE CHINKY! I get calling a fish n chip place THE CHIPPY but what the hell?! It’s 2010 and Chinese restaurants are actually so complacent with being called THE CHINKY that they advertise it on their own flyers! PHOENIX DRAGON THE BEST CHINKY IN ALL OF NOTTINGHAM! I started thinking about what other restaurants would call themselves. Highend French restaurants would be THE FROGGY. The curry place would be THE PAKI. And the African restaurant, of course, THE NIGGY! Doomed I tell ya.
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Things to know if you’re at a bar with a lot of East Indians:
- The music is really funny. You’ll hear current hip-hop/RnB singles, however, you will find that Indians love jams from any era thus transforming the vibe into the club to that year. Ginuwine’s Pony? It’s ‘96 and 2pac ain’t dead yet. Yeah by Usher n Lil’Jon? It’s 2004, and we’ve all started just watching LOST.
- It may look like a Lil’Jon video meets Jersey Shore in there, but since we’re East-Indians, it will be a lot more reserved.
- Finally, don’t worry about people bumping into you. We all learned that East-Indian accents aren’t sexy, so we’ve had to counteract it by acting tough.
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2010-03-27
The Tragically Hip - The Luxury
Zoo Lion sobers up and starts to scream and shout A little dose of home-fire got him all smoothed out Melancholy wine-soaked tenderness She hated it here and she couldn’t care less Prisonyard stares and fleur-de-lis tattoos Cannibals are saving all their bones for soup Eating with my fingers and sucking hulls of ships My parasite don’t deserve no better than this The Golden Rim Motor Inn Soft water and colour TV So confused with the shape I’m in Can’t enjoy the luxury She says,Why are you partial to that Playboy con? When you can see me naked anytime you want? If I had loads o’ mondy to make me tame and sour I could pay you to remind of my baby by the hour Zoo Lion sobers up and starts to scream and shout A little dose of home-fire got him all smoothed out If this is where it all starts getting good Then I’ll be here waiting for you, like I said I would The Golden Rim Motor Inn Soft water and a colour TV So confused with the shape I’m in Can’t enjoy the luxury The Luxury
